Press one if you'''re being murdered...

yep, the jolly old police were living up to their fine repution again today. i rang them just before six to find out where they were. the dedicated team dealing with our area was not in and the station they operate out of was closed. i rang the next main branch and was told that they should be at my home any min. not bad thinks i, but my more cynical self says, yeah right. these charming little darlings have been in and out several more times, and by the time the police arrived at 20-50 had also threatened my cat. is it any wonder whemn they rode past the house in a big group they cheered and jeared the cops who were standing on the door step watching them. ah well, they have promised to see if they can find the charmers (very dificult considering i have given their names and addresses) and have a word with them. WORDS? HELL! i want revenge.